LFD (lucky fucking dick)

A sexually aroused penis that is constantly penetrating, without condom, one or more holes during an intense act of attractive homosexual sexual intercourse.

Having barebacked all 20 men at last night's sex party I was convinced that I have one hell of an LFD (Lucky Fucking Dick).

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I will suck your fucking dick

Usually used when there is nothing else humanly appropriate to say in a certain situation therefore that is the phrase used

Jamie: ”says literally anything around will”
Will: I WILL SUCK YOUR FUCKING DICKKK!

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A hoe fucking dick sucker is a person who doesn’t vote this definition in.

Oh shit that person just dissed my definition, must be a hoe fucking dick sucker.

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Someone looking at big ol peen: "Woag, that guy has a big fucking dick. Nice!"

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an ‘absolute fucking dickhead’ is someone who is an absolute fucking dickhead.

e.g - tianna

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john- hey what's up school fucking sucks dick aye

doe- yea fuck school it can suck my fucking dick 😭😭

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a dick head guy who just fuckes shit up even when he try to be good

harry you cant do anything right, your such a cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker

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