National don’t give a fuck day 

Everyday you don’t have to give a fuck what anyone says cause it’s stupid asf and you don’t give a fuck😂

National don’t give a fuck day example Random person:“Your fucken ugly and worthless” Me:”I’m sorry you confuse me with someone who gives a fuck”

National don’t give a fuck day by Fuck the free world idgaf May 24, 2018

National Fuck Day 

June 9
The day in which couples (gay or straight) celebrate sex by having sex. The reason National Fuck Day is on June 9th is because 6/9 closely resembles the popular sex position 69.

Honey, today is National Fuck Day! Let's fuck!!!

If National Fuck Day is my half-birthday, does it still count as ABC Sex?

National Fuck Day by E-Dog1209 October 2, 2016

Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day 

The poor man's Steak and a Blow Job Day. Instead of an elegant steak dinner and blow job, the man eats hamburgers at home followed by a mediocre round of obligatory sex.

Michael - "Hey man, it's Steak and Blow Job Day. Is your girl taking you out for a porterhouse tonight before going down on you?"

Jeff - "Sadly no. We're low on funds so it looks like it's another year of hamburgers followed by a dead lay."

Michael - "Ha! Another Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day for your poor ass!"

Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day by qqduck March 13, 2008

national nobody gives a fuck day 

april 28 is national nobody gives a fuck day, just do anything because nobody gives a fuck.

teacher- *passes out work*

laura- *does nothing
teacher- "why aren't your doing your work, laura?"
laura- "because it's national nobody gives a fuck day , and i don't give a fuck what you give me."
teacher- "okay me neither. i'm out bitches"

national nobody gives a fuck day by your.mom9247297 April 12, 2019

National thigh fuck day 

A day to appreciate thigh fucking because thighs are amazing and unappreciated

Thigh fucking is so unappreciated! Let's make it known with national thigh fuck day

National thigh fuck day by Https.ray January 28, 2022

National Fuck Day 

A day where all you do is fuck. Just enjoy.

Oh man, I am so psyched for national fuck day!

National Fuck Day by YEAHHHH!22222222222222 March 7, 2011

National Cuddle/Fuck Day 

On November 2nd u have to cuddle/Fuck someone.

I can’t wait for national cuddle/fuck day!!

National Cuddle/Fuck Day by Jimboy445 October 23, 2019