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fart on you 

Used either to compliment someone that's just made you happy or used insult someone (ex. in the same sense of the term "bitch").
Person A: "Hey I got us tickets to that concert for Saturday"

Person B: "No way! I'll could literally fart on you right now!"

or

Person A: "Sheila is such a bitch, all she does it talk shit."

Person B: "Dude ikr, I hate her. I'm literally gonna fart on her."
fart on you by motoroil March 4, 2021
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Fart on my balls 

To sit around and do nothing
“I did nothing today but sit around and Fart on my balls
Fart on my balls by Lindchi March 22, 2022

Fart on my Apple 

To rain on someone’s parade
I hate it when that mother fucking cunt James comes around, he’s always tryin to fart on my Apple

Fart on your flame 

Person 1: that story is so crazy it has to be true, there’s no way someone could make that up
Person 2: sorry to fart on your flame but someone made the whole thing up

a fart on you 

An old timey way of saying Fuck You
oh a fart on you Mr. johnson
a fart on you by Charlie Memes March 24, 2017

national fart on your friend day

15 april may you walk over to your friend and fart on him or her
Walks over farts on his friend "YO WTF!, YOURE DISGUSTING!!" "yo chill its national fart on your friend day"

National fart on a gingers face day 

February 10th: A official holiday where you can fart on any gingers face doesn’t matter which one
Jack: yo what day is it today ?
Zues: bro it’s February 10th national fart on a gingers face day

Jack: BROOO LETS GET THE GANG LETS FIND THESE GINGERS !