dirt socks 

Droopy breasts normally found on women after child birth and/or after their 35th birthday.

Dude, that chick's tits swung so low, she had dirt socks

dirt socks by shangvshanger April 4, 2008

dirty sock hop 

Two people/partners at least one being male, lay together clothed in bed, on a couch, the floor, etc.. , One partner has to be asleep. The other dry humps (clothed, grinding genital area on something for sexual excitement) the leg of the sleeper until the point of loosing his load. Then composes himself above the lower half of his sleeping partner, whips his hard dick out, Removes one of the sleeping partners socks, Finishes himself (masturbates) in the sock and slaps them in the face with it until they wake up. Yells "good morning" Then bales off

Bob - What's wrong with Carla today? She I Grumpy as hell!
Ed - Yeah Sorry Bud... She wouldn't give it up so I woke her this morning with a "Dirty Sock hop"

dirty sock hop by gearhead69 May 12, 2014

dirty sock water

When irene makes French press coffee for herself and no one else

Irene made some dirty sock water again

dirty sock water by Ryderman1234 October 31, 2017

Dirty Sock 

Upon having anal sex with a person, the catcher or the person taking the anal sex tightens their rectum as the person giving pulls out, causing the rectum to pull out of the anus. That is a dirty sock.

Dirty sock - Gayest thing that can happen unless its with a women and it's still pretty disgusting, because why would you have anal sex if god gave women pussies to fuck, just fucking nasty.

Dirty Sock by Rice Cracker July 31, 2007

Dirty Sock 

A common term used to describe the process of, after having anal sex with a woman, using a knife to cut out the rosebud, and putting it on your cock.

Fat chicks provide thicker dirty socks to keep me warm during the winter time.

The chinese laundrimat owner was out of line when he refused to clean my dirty socks. He is a racist.

My teammates were talking about how rank their socks get after practice. I said, "I know. I clean my dirty socks all the time but they still smell like shit."

Frank and George said, "Our Red Sox are the best!" I replied, "What type of laundry detergant do you use, because my dirty sox never get that clean!"

Tom said, "I love the White Sox." I replied, "Gross! I can't believe you fuck hairy grannies!"

Buffalo Bill from "Silence of the Lambs" called my a freak when I told him that I wear dirty socks.

Dirty Sock by J-Bar September 12, 2008

Playing with the dirty sock 

another term for masturbation

"I wanna play with the dirty sock..."

Playing with the dirty sock by Aeron January 21, 2003

dirty sock 

when you grab a girl by her vagina and her butthole and pull up

hey man that was weird shit , you had a nice time getting Sandra with a dirty sock

dirty sock by magpo December 30, 2014