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jacky daniel's happy ending 

When one fraternity pledge, while pledging, is forced to take a shot of jack daniel's mixed with the cum of his "grand-big."
1. You are pre-gaming at your fraternity when your big tells you it's time for you first "jacky daniel's happy ending." You are then blindfolded and wait for your shot to be mixed. While you were blindfolded your "grand-big" ejaculates into the shot glass and fills the rest with jack daniels. You then down the shot like a champ and are forced to say "YUM."

2."Wow, Frats are GAY"
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Dante's Inferno 

An upcoming third-person action-adventure game being developed by EA and EA Redwood Shores. Based off Dante Aligheri's "The Divine Comedy".

Looks like a cross between Devil May Cry and Prince of Persia, with a setting similar to Clive Barker's Jericho. The trailer looked rather disturbing, yet remotely awesome.
Dante's Inferno will be badass and disturbing at the same time. If it comes from the makers of Dead Space, it's got to be good.
Dante's Inferno by Flood_Master February 24, 2009

Daniel's Bananas 

A phrase coined by a banker named Daniel who had to purchase a large number of bananas. He guesstimated the number of bananas he needed to reach a certain amount of money and was right on, to the penny.

This phrase is now used to express anything that happens to come out exactly right. ie: Grabbing a random number of stamps and having the exact number you need for your envelopes.

It is used on its own as an exclamation of your excitement.
"Daniel's bananas!! I had just the right number of stamps for my envelopes!"
Daniel's Bananas by abudobby July 11, 2019

jack daniel's 

The BEST whiskey on the planet! Distilled and bottled in the great USA (Tennessee to be exact)!
We can't live without our Jack Daniel's!
jack daniel's by Jilina October 20, 2005

It's hotter than Dante's butthole!

Eloquent but highly accurate phrase to describe California heat that is not normal, unnerving, stanky and mother@$!#ing hot!
"It was 111 degrees in the Bay Area today - I'm sure it's hotter than Dante's butthole!"

Dante's inferno 

Using vapor rub in place of lubricant prior to intercourse so as to create an intense burning sensation in the genital area. A one sided experience if the vapor rub is used on the outside of a condom
'Haven't seen Janet for a while, do you know where she's been?'

'You won't be seeing her any more since I surprised her with Dante's inferno'
Dante's inferno by theDoublefish September 28, 2015

Jim Daniel's 

The mixed drink of half Jim Bean whiskey and Jack Daniels whiskey, to form a powerful whiskey. Not meant for the weak or pigeons, must be drank as the two and no other mixture.
Guy:"bartender let me have a Jim Daniel's on the rocks"

Bartender:"what the fuck is that?"

Guy:"look it on the urban dictionary you fuck"
Jim Daniel's by el Jason January 17, 2012