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North Attleboro 

Town in SE Massachusetts, home to North Attleboro High and the aptly named "Red Rocketeers". The whole town revels vicariously in the exploits of these young jocko homos, who famously engage in a frenzied team circle jerk before every game. When their high school glory days end, many join the fascist town police force. For the rest, it's off to the box factory, to regale coworkers with dull tales beginning with "Remember that time we beat (fill in name of nearby dull shitburg)...good times, good times" Massive weight gain ensues quickly after graduation, followed by heart attack and/or stroke by age 40.
Girlfriend: I don't understand...it's still soft...don't you like me Johnny?

Johnny: Sorry Susie...big game this Friday, you know...I have to save my best for the team (gets wistful, faraway look)

Johnny's fat Dad: (bursting into family room) Damn straight son...North Attleboro rules! Now you just get yourself back to Whore Island, missy!

Johnny and Dad engage in a tight manly hug
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North Attleboro Middle School 

A middle shool in North Attleboro that all kids care about is being attractive and making out on the weekends. Filled with douchebag kids who think there the shit because they play in their town football league. Just like any other average shitty middle school
A typical conversation at North Attleboro Middle School...

-Hey Justin, hows your relationship with Sarah going?
-Good we've been going out for 3 days now and we've already practically had sex, I think I'm gunna dump her tommorow though
-Oh, good thing your on the football team, you'll have another girlfriend by next week.

South Attleboro 

A town located in Massachusetts that borders Rhode Island. It contains a large liquor store, a porn shop, and almost every fast food joint within a mile radius. (Wendy's, Taco Bell, McDonald's, Burger King, 2 Dunkin Donuts, Subway, D'Angelos)

This town is definitely better than regular Attleboro because it is less ghetto and the people are friendlier.

This town has also been talked about on the popular show Family Guy.
Person: Hey, let's go to South Attleboro and get some fast food!

david attenborough 

THE ONLY person to even roundhouse kick Chuck Norris before Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him
The indesputable forger of all modern definitive wildlife doccumentaries is david attenborough

David Attenborough 

A (TV) presenter who many common English people try to copy his accent
Person 1: And here we see a...
Person 2: You don't sound anything like David Attenborough

North Attleborough High School 

An extremely decent academic high school, very popular for its varsity football team. The majority of students at North Attleborough High School went to North Attleborough Middle School right across the street for middle school. Though anyone that chooses to go to Bishop Feehan High School in Attleboro instead for high school will most likely be called a "Feehan Fag" by a large portion of his/her friends. They say this because they know how much better the varsity football team is at North, and they think of Feehan kids as catholic losers that aren't tough when there are, in fact, plenty of kids of Feehan that could kick their asses easily.
I'm going to North Attleborough High School so I can try out for the football team.

doing a attenborough

when you see a animal and you start to narrate what it is doing in a David attenborough voice
*in the park and see's aduck*
mandoing a attenborough:the rare and while duck will hunt all day for a fat twat to feed him bread
doing a attenborough by liklikliklik November 13, 2016