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Ass Goblin 

An Ass Goblin is used to describe a person who you encounter and don't know much about, but you know "I would hate to be them". A person can be an Ass Goblin for many reasons such as a Karen yelling at the cashier because her order was wrong or a crackhead asking for money outside of the gas station. An Ass Goblin is a very unpleasant person, it could be by actions, looks, or general stupidity. Ass Goblins are a true enemy of the public and should be avoided at all costs.
Freind 1: When I went to the gas station earlier everyone there was an Ass Goblin.
Freind 2: What where they doing?
Freind 1: There was this fat smelly guy buying four 2-liters of soda in front of me, then the cashier put my money on the wrong pump, and when I went back in a crackhead asked if I would get alcohol in exchange for a "good time".
Freind 2: Damn, bro where was that, because I'm never going there.
Ass Goblin by Anonymous7232826 September 11, 2022
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Ass Goblin 

An Ass Goblin is someone that you don't like. It could be used instead of saying the following: Bitch, Whore, Jerk, Dick, Dickhead, asshole, douche, douche bag, etc.
Person: I stole your boyfriend.
You: You fucking ass goblin!
Ass Goblin by bonehead wigglebutt October 4, 2010

Ass goblin 

An Ass Goblin is someone who likes to have anal sex obsessively. Commonly mistaken for Butt Pirate
You are such an Ass Goblin!
Ass goblin by Lovez51 October 21, 2004

ass goblin 

A little green alien thing that lives amidst in your bunghole and dwells on flatuelence (farts) and anything that's left. Also like a disease that acurres when you don't clean yourself too well.
Damn man that ass goblin of mine is starting to irritate me.
ass goblin by Lewis316 March 22, 2004

ass goblin 

A chef whose forte' is tossing salad.
I was looking for oral, but I wasn't expecting an ass goblin
ass goblin by mijam January 16, 2004

ass goblin 

When a person goes down and licks the other person's anal region while they are having sex.
Tom: A man when i was having sex last night and i let that girl lick my butt hole.

Brad: Wow, what an ass goblin.
ass goblin by shotybounce April 23, 2009

Ass Goblin 

Any person who likes taking it anally or give anal, while scatting,"shitting" on each other in denial.
Michael just bent Raybones over and made him take it, gosh their such ass goblins!