medical terminology 

an absurd blend of dog Latin, anglicized Greek, and bastardized mumbo-jumbo fragments of various other languages used by physicians and wannabe physicians solely for the purpose of establishing dominance in clinical interactions with those outside the medical community.

The patient came into my office acting like he knew his anus from a hole in the ground, but I threw some medical terminology at him to make him feel uneducated and vulnerable.

medical terminology by AltLans September 29, 2013

Meridian Medical Arts Charter High School 

A really badass public, charter, high school located in the not-so-badass town of Meridian, Idaho. It offers a high school education centered around a career in healthcare. Students recieve multiple certifications and college credit. Its staffed by a wonderful group of teachers and filled with hardworking students. Abbreviated MMACHS. Represent.

Guy 1: Hey did you know Joe went to Meridian Medical Arts Charter High School!?
Guy 2: No! Does he wanna be a doctor or somethin'!?
Guy 1: Hell yes! Wish I could be like Joe...

Meridian Medical Arts Charter High School by mmachsawesomeness September 13, 2011

hot doc's secret white root medicine 

spooge, discovered by cave men, thought to cure acne, genital warts, cold sores, stomach ulsers, broken bones and old age when applied liberally to effected area. Now known to wipe out memories, create falsehoods and deplete mental capacity of the ejaculator.

"My tummy hurts, baby." she says
"Well, ya kno what ya need?" he grins
"Ah, no, what's that sweetie?" she pines
"Ya need ta swaller ya a shot of Hot Doc's Sekrit Wite Rout Medisin" he blubbers

hot doc's secret white root medicine by Maria B April 24, 2004

medical masturbation 

Medical cure for blue balls outlawed in many states as a result of the war on penis.

Off the record, the doc can tell you what shit needs to get done.

Patient: Doc, my balls hurt real bad.

Doc: Groovy, it looks like you need the medicine of love.

Patient: ???

Doc: I am prescribing medical masturbation maaaaan.

Patient: I fucking love you!

(Patient hugs Doc)

Doc: Just doing my job.

medical masturbation by M.H.Y. July 25, 2009

medicine ass 

farts produced as a result of medicine ingestion

Had a cold and took some cough syrup. Short time later I'm passing gas resulting in a severe case of medicine ass.

medicine ass by Mr. Johnsen October 15, 2010

Dr. Quinn Medicine Child 

A child conceived during an episode of Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman. Brought on by the romance of Dr. Quinn and Sully.

Person 1: "Whoa, did you know Joe was a Dr. Quinn Medicine Child?"

Person 2: "No, but now I can see why he looks like Sully. "

Dr. Quinn Medicine Child by Big_Red_Bri January 23, 2009

socialized medicine 

1. A derogatory term used by ignorant U.S. rightwingers to describe the forms of affordable and efficient health care practiced in Canada and many parts of Europe and elsewhere. Originally coined in the 1950s to defeat any proposal to limit the rights of doctors and insurance and drug companies in the U.S. to profit from disease and human misery.

2. Any proposal advanced by a Democrat or anyone else on the left to improve the ruinously expensive and inefficient U.S. health care system.

1. "I don't care if people live longer and healthier lives in Canada. That shit is socialized medicine, and it takes away my right to go bankrupt and die when my insurance company pulls the plug."

2. "Hillary's health care plan was a give-away to the drug companies and the HMOs."
"I don't care. She's a Democrat, so her plan was really socialized medicine."

socialized medicine by Max Debord December 15, 2008