Simon 

A person who tried to get laid, but ended up with a man. No one even knows how but it happened.

Person 1: You're being such a Simon right now.
Person 2: Oh shit
Person 1: I'm a guy lol
Person 2: *Dies*

Simon by TKS205 November 5, 2019

Simon 

To become swoll, too swoll to explain in words. No further explanation is needed. If you're not to this swoll level, you wouldn't understand.

I got a new jacket and it's so Simon.

I got a new jacket and it's too swoll to explain.

Simon by The Swoll Master December 31, 2009

Simon 

Simon is gay has no friends everyone hates him. He’s big gay and is a nerd. He watches porn and sucks Cheryl Potters cock!

Simon is such a Simon

Simon by Bigboytrev January 20, 2019

simon 

To Hack another persons social media account to speak highly of oneself or insinuate you are 'hung'

Person 1: Hey what are you doing on the computer?
Person 2: Er.. Um nothing
Person 1: You better not be pulling a Simon!
Person 2: *hangs head in shame* I'm sorry. I did pull a Simon.

simon by nail—biting—shite November 29, 2014

Simon 

a hot and sexy man that mostly abs and hypnotizes laddies with only a glance. usually from Australia.

"OMG Simon is so hawt."

Simon by future tiger wood's wife November 13, 2018

Simon 

A person that finds art in everything living and breathing. Peeing in a bucket is a form of art. Dislikes "football" being referred to as soccer. Got that my daddy will sue you look going on. Looks up definitions for words on google. Hopefully he will look this up :)

Thinks that he's right whenever he opens his mouth.

"That person just took a shit, wow incredible" Simon would say.

Simon by idksomeonerelevantlol November 29, 2016

Simon 

Simon is the best of all guys!

Hes one of all people in the World Thats likes everyone for how they are.

Hes Playing games the most But hes Always friendly and "cute"

cute"

•"Hey you See that Guy iver there he seems Nice"

"Ya its probly a Simon"

Simon by FXboy December 12, 2016