Craig usually rushes things as he is very impatient. This causes him distress as he causes himself to be in awkward situations. For example; snapping his banjo
Craig is a bent man who loves to bum children in his rape dungeon. He has an infinite collection of butt plugs and has starred on the hit series NCIS special victims unit for paedophilia. His passion of bumming pre-pubescent males is his love of life. He is a bender who likes bending children over. Don't be fooled by his loving and caring character this is one bent man and you should avoid him at all times, or else you will become one of many of his scarred children.
"Do you know Craig?"
"Yeah, i think so, though his windscreen was tinted and couldn't see inside his car."
"Probably cause he was bumming a child."
This dude is probably gay, as all Craig's are these days, pretty much. Most have a strong passion for men of Liverpool. (i.e, George Harrison.) People of this name are also total clowns. Or they like clowns. Clownfucker?