Tard 

Shorted version of Bastard or retard. Used to describe someone who is being an idiot.

Also see Fucktard.

"you are such a tard"

Tard by General Spoon April 16, 2008

tard 

a person doing something annoying or stupid

look at that tard

tard by ian1179 January 14, 2009

tard 

poop

you smell like a tard

tard by Nickyyyyy023423 April 19, 2009

tard 

a person that is a retarded bare every day

Steve Loural is a tard

tard by t2323122232 May 20, 2011

Tard 

A shortened version of the word 'retarded'. Usually a person who is incredibly stupid. Also see retarded, frutarded, and artard.

"Don't worry if it's hard, if you're not a friggin' tard you will prevail!"
-Captain Hammer

Tard by Elvira of the dark August 29, 2011

Tard 

Short for Retardican. Low or lacking in intelligence. Low mental capacity of Republicans.

Oh well he is a retardican that explains it.

He is a retardican that is why he is so stupid.

She is a retardican that is why she votes against her own rights.

All tards vote that way.

You would have to be a tard to vote against your self interests.

Only tards vote against themselves

Tard by TardObserver November 19, 2013

Tard 

A more polite way of saying retard.

1. Dave is licking the window again he's such a Tard.

2. No the Eiffel Tower is not located in Blackpool you Tard

Tard by Hancri August 17, 2014