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Obama Bitch-Slap

When you do your black neighbor a favor and report a possible break-in, and get death threats for doing so.
Lucia Whalen was Obama Bitch-Slapped, when she, as the last of a dying breed of concerned American citizens, cell phoned 911 to report a possible break-in, on behalf of yet another concerned elderly neighbor, who is going to receive the Mother of All Bitch-Slaps, by the Mandatory Death Care clause in Obama's Master Bitch Slap Solution for the American people.
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verbal bitch slap 

to talk about someone so bad its like a slap in the face only with words!
she is such a fat ass OH I JUST VERBAL BITCH SLAPED HER!
verbal bitch slap by Erina January 24, 2007

Cheesy Bitch Slap 

When the cheese comes off a slice of pizza and hits your face.
Bill was eating his slice of pizza when he got a cheesy bitch slap.
Cheesy Bitch Slap by mjducc555 August 6, 2011

emotional bitch slap 

to be told something so harsh its like a bitch slap to your emotions
"dude your new hair colors pretty dingy"
"hey man thats like an emotional bitch slap"
"sorry man"
emotional bitch slap by sdcox March 16, 2009

atomic bitch-slap 

A bitch slap in which the one delivering starts with his or her hand below the waist.
Rubbernecker #1: "Oh, shit! That poor bastard just got bitch slapped!"
Rubbernecker #2: "No, no, my friend. That was an ATOMIC bitch-slap. Notice how that poor bastard's assailant pulled his hand all the way below his waist before letting loose? Man, he's gonna need to put some ice on that."
atomic bitch-slap by Lord Humungous November 25, 2006

Visual bitch slap

Often called a "dirty look." It is when someone looks as if they are about to bitch slap someone (the person in which direction they are looking) but decides to show restraint.
Did you see vicki in science today? Jessica threw her a Visual bitch slap.

testicular bitch slap 

To whip our your balls and bitch slap a hoe with them.
Damn that bitch just got testicular bitch slapped by that guy.