National Kiss Jensen day 

May 28th is national kiss Jensen day

I kissed him because its national kiss Jensen day

National Kiss Jensen day by LEVIisHOT May 27, 2022

Angry Jensen 

When you eat two hungry man dinners at one sitting, then forcefully throw up the contents due to sheer guilt.

You were so mad last night that you pulled an angry jensen, there was puke all over the floor.

Angry Jensen by Macinitis May 7, 2010

Mad Swagga Jensen 

Someone who thinks they are cool; the act of trying to be cool; not having swagga

Jacob tried talking about how he is mad swagga jensen because he screw someone over on a sale.

Mad Swagga Jensen by BS, JC, AH November 30, 2011

power jensen 

To given an enema an begin actively in anal sex before the other person's release. The 'power' comes from ass-fucking another person full of hot enema juice, while the 'Jensen' comes from simultaneously pulling out, ejaculating and being sprayed by the other person's shit!

Some people think Power Jensen is just my name, hell I invented this gay-assed-shit-porn-inspired deviancy!

power jensen by Power Jensen is my lover March 2, 2009

Dirk Jensen

A man who sucks penis. Occasionally swallowing the ensuing semen. Gross. A total homosexual.

That guy looks like such a Dirk Jensen.

Dirk Jensen by trentw.604 August 29, 2009

A Jensen 

A corporate term describing an individual within a large corporation who continues to further their career without ever achieving success.

The new Vice President is A Jensen.

A Jensen by Big Daddy USA May 12, 2008

Torben Jensen 

CEO of gammelgaardsskolen

Torben: *walks by in hallway*
Student: "Hi Torben Jensen School Principal"

Torben Jensen by jytte irene mølle October 29, 2020