maroon football 

The color of an aggie girls butthole after a long game of hide the weiner!

Did you see the color of my sisters butthole last night?!? It wasn’t anything like those shitty UT cheer uniforms, it resembled more of a maroon football!

maroon football by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023

Maroon Splatoon 

Period blood stain. Usually accidental

My period came at work and I soiled my bottoms, I had a Maroon Splatoon

Maroon Splatoon by BookofKane January 8, 2024

Maroon 5 

A comical and slang term meant to denote "Maronites," who are an indigenous Christian people of Mount Lebanon. The connection with the two is that the founder of the Maronite sect, Mar Maroun (Saint Maron) has a name that somewhat rhymes with the band name Maroon 5. It is a word often used within a satirical context, yet in lighthearted manner, especially among English-speaking friends.

Hey Pierre, isn't that guy a Maroon 5?

Did you hear about the fight in the university? Must've been a bunch of Maroon 5's going at it again.

Maroon 5 by Zare'athra February 13, 2024

Maroon Hairy J 

Maroon Hairy J is a common nickname for italian-american males named Josh. They are often given this nickname by friends due to the abundance of hair stemming from their scalp and upper-lip area, and the frequency in which they wear maroon-colored clothes.

MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.

Guy 1: Who just shit diarrhea all over this fucking bed!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!

Maroon Hairy J by The Gronchler August 26, 2025

Sandy Maroon 

Sandy Maroon can be used as an adjective to describe anything sexual or a person in a negative way.

"Last night I gave her the ol' Sandy Maroon"
"Don't be such a Sandy Maroon"
"Did you she that girls Sandy Maroon"
"I can't believe Britney had such a Sandy Maroon"
"That's such a Sandy Maroon move"

Sandy Maroon by Andrew & Erik May 26, 2008

Ultra-Maroon 

Noun - a person of such stupidity, that they are an even bigger moron than normal.

"What an Ultra-maroon!" - Bugs Bunny

Ultra-Maroon by Pocketspy April 15, 2009

frothy maroon 

When a girl is menstruating, so the guy covers her vagina in whipped cream before eating her out.

Jessica got a frothy maroon for her 4 month anniversary.

frothy maroon by Happy Teet May 21, 2016