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Research Bitch

The guy or girl at the office that gets shit on with an ungodly amount of research, some being their own, more being everyone's extra work they don't feel like doing. This person is normally the worthless one and probably can't do much else. Normally not intelligent and the brunt of peoples jokes.
Wow, I have a ton of work to do today. Let me pawn some stuff off on the research bitch.
Research Bitch by MotocrossX October 6, 2011

research roast 

Whenever a kid cant directly roast you so he does a bunch of research he might say it was easy but in reality it was hard and he roast you for whatever he got from his research
Sheep: better not anger me or I'll research roast your ass
research roast by Fagarian November 11, 2017

research gradient 

The signal received after an experiment is performed telling to what to do next and how to improve an algorithm. Similar to stochastic gradient decent but for people.
Joseph acted using research gradient based on the results of that experiment

research'ness 

A person's ability to research and discover factual, verifiable information about unique, hard to find urban stuff.
I'm so impressed with your "research'ness" yes I just made that word up.
research'ness by AVaffair January 19, 2021

Research Laundering

Like money laundering, but with your research paper. You take info from a source you aren't allowed to use (wikipedia, etc.) and credit the info to a crap source. You get to use understandable info and count extra sources for your works cited.
Yeah I just used wikipedia have been research laundering the info for my other source.
Research Laundering by yeetman17 January 20, 2021

Phantom Research 

Creating facts to support your argument. Often alluding to "research" that can't be verified.
Weston is amazing at doing phantom research to support his arrogance.