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I love you like rlb 

Person 1: I love you like rlb

Person 2: what does that mean?

Person 1: uncultured swine,, "I love you like Rogers loves barnes"

Person 2: Rogers? Barnes? Who?

Person 1: honestly do you live under a rock?!? Steve Rogers and bucky barnes (ya know Captain america and his boyfriend with the metal arm)

Person 2: but.. Theyre not together.. Endgame..

Person 1: shut your mouth endgame isn't canon
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I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee 

The most overly used phrase in gaming history. From the game Skyrim.
Guard: I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

Player: LOL

i love you like 10th grade science class 

a phrase: means there is much love and chemistry between the two lovers.
guy: "i love you, do you love me?"
girl: "well i love you like 10th grade science class..."
guy: "huh, why 10th grade science class?"
girl: "there's so much chemistry."
guy "o-got it.well, I love you like 11th grade science class."
girl :"physics?"
guy: "ya, there's so much potential."
(guy and girl make out like 9th grade science class, biology-life or creating it)

Do you like how I walk? 

Do you like how I walk?
Do you like how I talk?
Do you like how my face
Disintegrates into chalk?

I love you like 10th grade science class... 

A phrase to show one's affection to another. 10th grade science class where i come from is CHEMISTRY. If the person that you tell this phrase to asks WHY? Just say "cause there's sooo much chemistry."
Friend 1: "I love you like 10th grade science class..."

Friend 2: "Why?"

Friend 1: "Cause there's sooo much chemistry!"

I'd like to buy you a drink 

Universally-accepted euphemism for "I'd like to sleep with you."
A cute girl says she'd like to buy you a drink. This means she thinks you're at least mildly attractive and if you play your cards right, you might get laid.

i love you like a brother 

The single most insulting phrase you can hear from a girl. Meaning that you have no chance of ever getting any from them.