Wrestling 

Wrestling is what you say your doing if your having sex and your kid walks in

Kid:”Mommy, Daddy? What are you doing?
Dad:”Uuuuuh, were just wrestling.
Kid:” Can I wrestle with you and mommy?”
Dad: “Not right now, this is uh.. adult wrestling.”

Wrestling by MidgetMinerSixtyNiner October 25, 2019

Wrestling 

A real sport

Soccer Player: Hah, wrestling is gay
Wrestler: Really?
Soccer Player: Yeah you grab sweaty men
Wrestler: (Suplexes soccer player)
Soccer Player: dies

Wrestling by RugbyWrestling2006 January 16, 2020

wrestling 

playing around ending in sexual intercourse

we was wrestling in bed

wrestling by ithappeneds March 29, 2020

Wrestling 

Two dudes basically dry fucking on the ground

Matt: hey dude wanna join wrestling?
Ben: nah man it's basically two dudes dry humping eachother.

Wrestling by Hrheddd May 8, 2020

Wrestling 

A gay baby sport that gives guys an excuse to touch others guys in a ring until one falls on top of the other and allows them to call it straight. A way to be gay but pretend your straight

"Bro, you do wrestling? You're gay!"

Wrestling by BigMan121212 April 7, 2021

Wrestling 

Wrestling is the art of throwing somebody who is trying to throw you.

Guy 1: What even is wrestling??
Guy 2: It’s trying to throw somebody who is trying to throw you.

Wrestling by wrestlingmanaic November 27, 2021

Wrestling 

little gay boys rolling around balls to balls on a rubber mat in order to determine who’s penis is larger even though they can already see it through those goofy little uniforms
essentially an excuse to dry hump men in the name of athletics

“Look that guy is on the wrestling team… he’s probably never seen a boob in his whole life…”

Wrestling by Wrestling Hater May 16, 2022