Perpetual Freshman Syndrome 

A condition that affects 1 in 20 college students in which no matter how much older they get, they will always be a freshman.

Student 1: I talked to that senior Dave.

Student 2: Dave? He's a freshman dude.

Student 1: Isn't he 21?

Student 2: Yeah but he has PFS, also known as Perpetual Freshman Syndrome. He'll always be a freshman.

Perpetual Freshman Syndrome by Rytic June 15, 2013

Perpetual Saturdays 

That period of time for teachers that is simply known as 'summer' to the general populace.

It refers to the fact that during the summer months, teachers "don't have to work today or tomorrow." Thus, making every day a Saturday.

Joe Plumber: "sorry man, I can't come out tonight. I gotta work tomorrow."

Frank the Teacher: "you're working in a Saturday?"

Joe Plumber: "tomorrow's Tuesday!"

Frank the Teacher: "huh, feels like a Saturday ..."

Joe Plumber: "damn Perpetual Saturdays ..."

Perpetual Saturdays by Ol Grimey August 29, 2013

Perpetual Singlelarity 

The point of being a state of singleness for an extended period of time, or being single too often. Usually seems never ending to the individual in such a state.

Man1: "Hey bro? How'd that date go last night?"
Man2: "Not good man. I think I screwed up."
Man1: "Dude, that's like the third date this week. It's like you're in a perpetual singlelarity."

Perpetual Singlelarity by baconspanker March 30, 2015

Perpetual trolling mode 

When someone is always looking for a mate regardless of marital status

Dude 1: Wow! Look at the booty on that one!!!
Dude 2: Yeah! But I thought you are in a relationship?!?
Dude 1: Yeah, but I'm in perpetual trolling mode

Perpetual trolling mode by Magnetic62 January 7, 2017

perpetual asshole 

Someone who is an asshole all the time.

My baby daddy is such a perpetual asshole , but I have to bring his children to him.

perpetual asshole by ScammerKy March 6, 2017

perpetual motion squad 

The team name from The Big Bang Theory. According to Howard Wolowitz, it is beyond the law of physics and, plus, a little heads for the ladies because they can go all night.

For an awesome team name, we should be the perpetual motion squad or pms for short.

perpetual motion squad by Wolowizard23 June 19, 2017

Perpetual Pussy Syndrome 

Chronic disorder of always being a whiney little bitch. Usually affiiliated with a man possessing effeminate qualities,annoying voice, and a face you just want to punch . Men and women alike distest this individual.

WTF is that guys problem!? All he does is bitch and complain. I just want to punch him in the head! Clearly a case of PPS (perpetual pussy syndrome)

Perpetual Pussy Syndrome by IncognitoAF June 24, 2017