Ancient Greek 

Gay ancient language, used in our days only by gay people for their secret crew communication (like making some orgy dates or something).
Otherwise Ancient Greek is used in the antique world by the Dark side (before German has been invented).
For sure, normal guys dont speak that piece of shit and the coolest even cant remember the phonetic and grammar norms and thats their super strenght.

there is a fuckin word in Ancient Greek for "eating bean in front of Athens agora" for God's sake.

Ancient Greek by Krankk February 25, 2009

ancient submariner 

an·cient sub·ma·rin·er - verb

When having sexual relations (doggy style) with a partner, the top pulls out just prior to ejaculation and throws a bowl of (white) clam chowder into the bottoms face.

After that bitched mouthed off all night I dropped an ancient submariner on her ass in bed.

ancient submariner by Akeah December 14, 2008

Ancient Indian Spell 

An ancient Indian spell that is said to make any human being bend over when rubbing their back and reciting "Bom bracca dacca dee daa doo, bend over before I suck on you."

"Last night Steve performed the Ancient Indian Spell on me. We had some fun."

Ancient Indian Spell by penismonger69 October 12, 2019

ancient aliens 

ye olde aliens

cave man: mmmmm alien
ancient aliens: oh hell naw
cave man: screw you

ancient aliens by human i think February 1, 2023

Ancient chinese secret 

The thing that retarded chinese man blabbers about.

-In my lair captured-
You: OMFG!! WHAT DO I DO NOW?!!!!!!11111
Me: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU ARE NOW TRAPPED WITH CHINESE DUCT TAPE!!!! *thunder storm* BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
You: Hmm...there must be some way to get out of here... *uses a............thing* YESSSSSSSSSSS
-3 hours later-
Me: WTF HOW DID THEY GET OUT?!
*chinese man pops out from nowhere*
Chinese man: Ancient chinese secret.. *brings scissors*
Me: Fuck.

Ancient chinese secret by Light dragon (Anti-ED person) September 23, 2010

ancient boy 

a man child; a man over the age of thirty who enjoys making light of terminal illnesses and rape; a man who enjoys "Ancient Sex" on the History Channel.

Hey ANCIENT BOY, are we getting completely erased tonight and watching some Deadwood?

ancient boy by Dr. Bernard Sinclair December 28, 2010

ancient game 

A game that is older than four years

Starcraft, counter strike, half-life, Warcraft, Diablo...

ancient game by nameless deity September 7, 2005