AirPods Pro 

Regular AirPods but with a different design and $89 more expensive

AirPods User: "Smells like broke in here."
AirPods 2 User: "All I smell is you."
AirPods Pro User: *scoffs* "Pathetic."

AirPods Pro by WinterSkiis December 25, 2019

airpods max 

Overpriced Garbage

A: “I got a new AirPods Max!”
B: “Dude, you should have gotten the XM4s”
A: “Na man, I’m already deep in the eco-system”
C: “Bro, I just got my AirPods Max replaced for the 4th time this year”
A: “ Shit man, I got scammed by Apple again”

airpods max by sussybaka01 June 16, 2022

Airpods Case 

2 airpods (girls with no ass but big titties) tied up together.

Those 2 girls I met at the bar I turned them into an airpods case, and charged them up with a vibrator.

Airpods Case by browniegang123 July 4, 2025

airpods pro 3 

the latest AirPods Pro released alongside the iPhone 17 family. Now have a heart rate sensor meaning the new Apple Watch series 11 is sort of redundant if u only use them for heart rate. We wanted a screen on the case but of course Apple are gatekeeping again

The airpods pro 3 are here.

airpods pro 3 by smoking & vaping is for losers September 11, 2025

AirPods Pro 3 

The newest in the AirPods Pro lineup. They have four times as much ANC as the original AirPods Pro, a heart rate sensor and longer battery life.

On the 19th of September, I left my last period early and headed directly to the nearest electronics store to pick up the AirPods Pro 3. I spent my time testing out their latest features all the way home. (True Story)

AirPods Pro 3 by smoking & vaping is for losers September 19, 2025

Fake AirPods 

Fake AirPods were copied from Apple to make broke people look Rich

Jeff, sup bob

Bob, What?? I can’t speak BROKE

Jeff, What do you mean kid your speaking Broke right now!!! Those are Fake Airpods!!!

Fake AirPods by TheRealSavageIsAlreadyHere March 31, 2019

Apple Airpods 

The Gayest (synonym for stupidest) technology ever! It's like removing the important headphone jack, adding wireless headphones, and it basically removes the base from music. The headphone jack can also be connected to music amplifiers, but no headphone jack means no bass and Apple is gay (stupid). So then you have to use overly priced wireless headphones. If Samsung copies them with removing the headphone jack too, we're doomed!

Steve: I like apple airpods.

Normal person: Ha! Gay!

Apple Airpods by HawaiianPunch1 July 10, 2023