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rejuvenated 

If you feel rejuvenated, you feel younger than you actually are. Sad part, it's all in your head and might turn out to be embarrassing for others.
Mom: Let's go party tonight! I had this massage and feel so rejuvenated. C'mon, we could both check out some guys!
Daughter: You're embarrassing..
rejuvenated by --Rawrgasmic-- March 22, 2011

vaginal rejuvenation 

When a woman gets her snatch pursed.
The first five pages of LA Weekly are all ads for Vaginal Rejuvenation.
vaginal rejuvenation by ChodaBoy36 September 23, 2007

rejuvenile 

A member of the 'Boomerang Generation', or any person older than adolescence who, instead of marrying and/or raising a family, continues the pastimes and spending habits of adolescence. Mentioned in the May 15th issue of the New York Times, Movie section.
"So he's 30, lives in his mom's basement, and has a huge comic collection"

"Yep, he's a rejuvenile"
rejuvenile by Auner01 May 22, 2006

Vaginal Rejuvenation 

Rejuvenating surgery for vaginas. To make old peoples vaginas feel younger. Its awesome.
After my wife got that vaginal rejuvenation, it finally feels more like sex, and less like throwing a rock in a tunnel.

rejuvenation time 

The time it takes after a penis has exerted it's load until the next time it gets going.
Dan needed rejuvenation time after railing Anita before he could go for round 2

Professional Platter Rejuvenator 

A fancy word for dishwasher, used to make your job sound more complicated than what it really is.
Aren't you a dishwasher?", "No, I am a Professional Platter Rejuvenator.