wholefooder 

wholefooder (n): a person who generally is against large corporations and mass-marketing, but shops at Whole Foods, seemingly without recognizing the irony that it is a large corporate chain with nationwide reach and global supply base.

(credit for parts of this definition due to Miss Muffin)

Wholefooder: " I just got organic Costa Rican bananas at Whole Foods- only $2.09 a pound."

wholefooder by Snuffy February 1, 2005

wholefooding 

(Gerund) to walk without concern for people, traffic, or your own safety across the whole foods parking lot or any parking lot, shopping mall hallway or other public area. To walk without concern for people, traffic, or your own safety with a heightened sense of entitlement while aggravating everyone around you. See also (Izombie).

"Stop Wholefooding and pay attention".

"OMG, that guy is Wholefooding and pissing me off".

wholefooding by Jklntrn February 27, 2016