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the whomping willow 

A voracious sex act in which the male sticks his dick and hands into the vagina, and then masturbates, leaving something looser than Spanish drug law
Person 1: you know when you went to the pisser the other night when we was watchin telly with your mum?
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: she’s bloody done the whomping willow
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Whomping the willow 

Harry:Ron my god Hermoine looked sexy tonight.

Ron:Yeah I know I am going to be whomping the willow

Whomping the willow 

Frank: Dude are you comin out? We're at the bars.
Me: Nah man, I'm whomping the willow tonight, sorry.