poop canoe 

Long, slender poop that floats in the toilet. Therefore a poop canoe.

Come look at the poop canoe. The native Americans would be so proud.

poop canoe by RedSonja July 2, 2015

Pierceland Poop Canoe

A sex position originating in Pierceland, SK . The Pierceland Poop Canoe is when the female has the urge to defecate she will inform the male counterpart and she will spread her glutes to reveal a shit-slopped anus. he then inserts his penis into the vessel and later inserts it into the vaginal canal resulting in the latter.

‘yo is that k****n?’
‘i hear he likes to do the pierceland poop canoe!!’

Pierceland Poop Canoe by Bigdikpronstar666 November 2, 2021

poop cancer 

Slang term for constipation.

"I had severe poop cancer yesterday."

poop cancer by thevibesinquestion May 25, 2023

Poocanoe

(also party pooper)

1. noun One who sucks the fun out of life
2. noun An event which puts a damper on one's day
3. verb - poocanooing - The act of destroying another's fun

(alt. form) panoo

1. You tore the button off my favorite sweater, you poocanoe!
2. Quit poocanooing my day cuz your life sucks!

Poocanoe by MikLin November 7, 2010

Poopcano 

if you're ever on cities skylines youtube, there's a high chance you've encountered the poopcano.
The mayor, instead of filtering sewage or letting it pour out into a river or a sea, deposits all sewage into a large mountain with a hole inside of it. In many scenarios, the poopcano ends up exploding, erupting, or otherwise destroyed to have all of the sewage desimate the city that created it.

Citizen 1: Wow, I love your city! Fresh air, no pylons, residential everywhere!
Citizen 2: I know right!
Citizen 1: What's that large mountain over there?
Citizen 2: Oh that? That's our very own poopcano!
Citizen 1: Poopcano?!
Citizen 2: YES! It's where our taco bell goes to after going through our digestive systems.
Citizen 1: Will it erupt?
Citizen 2: Of course not.
The poopcano erupts
Citizen 2: Aw man.

Poopcano by WizardFrogge April 26, 2022