spider dance 

The violent flailing and terror that occurs when a person has just walked through a spider web.

I saw this guy do the spider dance when he walked by that spidery bush.

spider dance by thealyssavirus November 8, 2013

spider dance 

When one person sits on a toilet and another person pees between their legs

“Despite how how much we’d had to drink, we pulled off a successful spider dance.”

“It was a fantastically romantic evening. We ate and drank and spider danced the night away.”

spider dance by perfectcussion April 8, 2021

The Dance of the Spider 

When you want to blow your load on a girl's face but she doesn't want to take so you hold her still while she tries to break free. Thus you shoot it over her face while she tries to get away making a spiderweb on her face.

My girl didn't was it on her face but I went ahead and gave her the dance of the spider.
Good job bro!

The Dance of the Spider by ktmax June 21, 2012

spider dancing

The coolest dance move invented by the coolest people.
Used mainly when needing to pee or when you're at the height of coolness

Rachel and Ruth are spider dancing around the table flailing their arms and legs in the air.

spider dancing by Hedmund August 4, 2008

Spider Dancing

A component of DJ logic or musical playlist planning where songs are ordered in a way to achieve an optimum listening experience. The process involves playing songs with a slower tempo after faster paced hits. This allows listeners to recover fully between extreme party moments.

See the way the tempo slowed down after that banger? Classic DJ spider dancing, giving us a chance to chill before re-melting our faces.

Spider Dancing by sonofrickslone May 25, 2015