wedgicate

To get one's panties in a bunch.

That broad needs to un-wedgicate herself, and fast!

wedgicate by Sheisty January 10, 2015

Wedgificated 

An Adjective;

To describe ones position, usually jammed between two or more objects unwillingly.

ie. "I was jumping around and managed to get my ankle wedgificated inside a rabbit warren" or
"FFS spent the past 3 hours trying to get my head out of the gate, i wedgificated it between the bars after hurling abuse at the dog"

ie. "I was jumping around and managed to get my ankle wedgificated inside a rabbit warren" or

"FFS spent the past 3 hours trying to get my head out of the fence, i wedgificated it between the bars after hurling abuse at the lemurs"

Wedgificated by Mattyizzle Azizzle April 4, 2007

weedicate 

To medicate with marijuana after an injuring oneself.

"I sprained my knee awkwardly, it really hurts."
"I hope you're going to weedicate yourself with some edibles."

weedicate by Znixx December 9, 2014