The Jar

Originating from a 2014 4chan post from a brony, The Jar is a clear jar containing a figurine (originally a Rainbow Dash pony) that is filled with semen over a period of time. Semen will sit in The Jar for an unhealthy amount of time.

Bro, have you heard about The Jar?

The Jar by DamnMan. February 24, 2022

closing the jar 

Pushing down ones penis to make an erection go away.

Billy was closing the jar before his mom walked in on him.

closing the jar by ER drug April 16, 2017

Around the Jar 

A quick jog around the yard while your friends share a laugh at your drunken expense.

“Take 3 laps around the jar”!

Around the Jar by NotYourAverageEv July 5, 2021

nookie in the jar 

a distorted but clever mis-read of "in the nookie jar" typically committed by non-native english speakers, lazy readers and people who get really excited by the word "nookie," but which has valid usage:

1. covert nookie
2. covert expression of nookie
3. a doubly emphatic expression of the same
4. the version of "caught with your hand in the nookie jar" that doesn't involve being caught
5. surprise nookie

"me and my boyfriend are taking a car trip...you know, a little nookie in the jar."

"i'm going to surprise her on her birthday: a little wine, some candles, and i've got a extra-special stash of nookie in the jar"

nookie in the jar by Dontcallme Illcallyou November 13, 2009

Put your pickle back in the jar 

When someone tells you to put one's pickle back in the jar, they are telling you to stop jerking off or having sex.

Mom: Eric? What are you doing?
Eric (jerking off): I'm watching an interesting program!
Mom: Well then, put your pickle back in the jar and get out here! We have company.
Eric: Okay. (Walks out)

Put your pickle back in the jar by GallopingSausage April 10, 2019

Fill the Jar 

Filling a Jar with suspicious liquids while a person/character is in the jar

Fill The Jar John ...

We know you want to

Fill the Jar by AssGripper2003 March 8, 2023

in the jar 

sexual activity there you put a figure in a jar and after that fill the jar with cum

im gonna put this figure in the jar

in the jar by mikakit April 13, 2024