Dan Watkins Share definition Flag The 'Dan Watkins' is a party trick characterised by the forceful and charismatic insertion of penis into the neck of a beer bottle. Guy 1 - Hey man, i just did a Dan Watkins! Guy 2 - Wow, congratz! Dan Watkins by OHSHITWTF December 21, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the Dan Watkins mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch