No Pants Day
A National holiday in which the first Friday of May you wear no pants or shorts over your underwear.
Girl: Why did dad go to the office today without his pants on?
Brother: It's the first Friday of May you retard, No Pants Day.
Brother: It's the first Friday of May you retard, No Pants Day.
No Pants Day by /NickSavage May 7, 2010