Mexican Gentleman 

The act of urinating on tables before, during, or after a meal. Being a Mexican gentleman can be completed in public restaurants or privately in the home. But it is best executed in important occasions such as parties and family gatherings.

Juan was a real Mexican Gentleman at Jose's birthday party. It took the Rodriguez family 35 minutes to clean up the piss-soaked taquitos all over the table.

Mexican Gentleman by Paco Gutierez November 14, 2013

Mexican Gentleman 

Making out with a sexual partner instantly or briefly after giving her a Dirty Sanchez.

"Did you do anything dirt nasty with your girlfriend last night?"

"Let's just say.. I'm a mexican gentleman."

Mexican Gentleman by Joey Gaskell January 18, 2012