torchure 

n: the act of deliberately inflicting severe happiness to a person, often by teasing, flirting, or making them laugh until their face and/or sides hurt.

bf: *sending more cute and hilarious cat videos*

gf: stop torchureing me, I'm already laughing so hard my sides hurt and there are tears running down my face.

torchure by silentriver November 9, 2013

torchure 

What using a gas-powered welder/cutter can be if you either don't enjoy such labor or da conditions dat you're operating under aren't conducive for comfy metalworking, such as it's being a hot/humid locale, da working-position is awkward, etc.

One should take care to have plenty of ventilation and arrange for a sensible/stable working-position when doing flame-based metal-fabrication/salvage; otherwise, said task can be downright torchure.

torchure by QuacksO June 24, 2021

Torchered 

To have tortured someone with fire.

We torchered Vinny until he gave us the PIN code. Who has the marshmallows?

Torchered by Bea Real August 19, 2013