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Poser Publicans

A person who claim to be a true republican but only claims that because thats how their parents/friends vote.
I like George Bush because my mom does. Im a Poser Publican.

Pube Plower 

1. A person who masturbates in such massive durations, that his genital hairs begin to fall off.

2. A person with a genital hair plucking fetish.

3. Someone who is horny as fuck.
Example 1: "Holy shit, judging by that wad of pubes in that urinal, I think a Pube Plower has been here!"

Example 2: "I just found out that my girlfriend is a Pube Plower in bed. Sex is now a nightmare."

Example 3: "Quit going to strip-houses you fucking Pube Plower."
Pube Plower by Dr. Degenerate October 7, 2016

pube poker 

Beef curtains so dense and pendulous that they reach past the dick on penetration and poke a dude’s pubes.
I hooked up with the this girl the other night. Her pube pokers were so gnarly, they made me chafe.
pube poker by anonymous August 1, 2023