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Threetard 

The useless person who sits in seat three in a eight for rowing.
What does threetard even do?
Nothing, they're just the extra body to make eight.
Threetard by Rowing August 28, 2012

Threetard 

A person who needs at least three promotions just to be considered stupid.
I can't believe you would do something like that! You are such a threetard!
Threetard by 2Q+2Q=4Q November 25, 2020

Threetarded 

Dude, yo' mama failed the second grade? She must be threetarded!
Threetarded by AZNE Taylor January 8, 2006

Threetarded 

A word to describe a poor connection to the '3' mobile phone network.

The '3' network is highly disputed among most (including 3 customers) to have the crappiest coverage of all of the UK mobile networks.
Sorry, my signal just cut out. I think my phone's just being Threetarded.
Threetarded by KevalD April 29, 2009

Threetard 

Nascar fans who worship and idolize the late Dale Earnhardt.
There were a couple of threetards down at the Dover race. Don't they know he's dead?
Threetard by Paul Driscoll July 28, 2008

TreeBarked 

Shoving a pine cone in ur dogs ass
So I looks to see what the dog was barking about ,and low and behold there's a pine cone sticking out the dogs ass! So I told the neighbor that I guess some thugs treebarked the dog .
TreeBarked by Gizmo289 May 27, 2023