Habitual Masturbation

When you masturbate habitually, you masturbate not because you want to, but because it is that time of the day.

"Hey, where's Andre?"
"It's 2:30. Habitual masturbation must've gotten the best of him."

Habitual Masturbation by gbrodee April 7, 2015

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