Unitardation 

When you as an individual are in the moment of a retarded situation.

Agreeing to go watch a Twilight marathon in the theaters with your girlfriend leaves me in a state of unitardation.

Unitardation by KoldCilla1990 December 1, 2011

utardation 

A derivitave of Utard, kind of like retardation, but applies to the status quo.

Also applicable: utardism (what happens to children who grow up in utah) and utarded (when all hope is lost of them ever becoming normal or intelligent).

Utardation is rampant here.

utardation by RCL84770 December 12, 2008