Popstrils 

Nostrils the size of your father's; very large, flared nostrils.

Dude, you've got wicked big popstrils...

Popstrils by MJSJ November 26, 2011

Prostrils 

The proper term for describing the nostrils on some cum guzzling skank has a schnoz so big that Gonzo the muppet would be jealous. Prostrils can be used as a means to milking your prostate while being treated to the 69 position of servicing.

Dem Prostrils doe!

Prostrils by Webster Aint Shit January 20, 2015

popstrosity 

Accumagation (accumagate) meaning any pop music atrocity

Robbie "please kill me now" Williams

popstrosity by Andy le Brocq/Xander Flatt February 17, 2005

popstrels

Pop-tarts merged with toaster strudles.

"nica, try a popstrel"
"Yo man, whadahell is dat ting?"
"f*ck you nica!"

popstrels by Heffrey Q. DeMaranville September 28, 2003