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David Copperfielded 

When an older wealthy male invites a hot younger female to a party on a private island. When the female arrives, she finds out there is, in fact, no party and the only ones on the island are the older male and herself. The older male then proceeds to sexually molest her for the entire weekend (at the very least).
"Did you hear what happened to Debra last weekend?"
"No, what the fuck happened to that crazy bitch?"
"Some old, rich, motherfucker totally David Copperfielded her for a weekend, and on top of that, it was Memorial Day weekend."
"So. three days!?!?"
"Yes, it was a LONG weekend."
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david copperfield 

when you are getting a girl from behind and you pull out and have your friend get back in so she thinks you are still going and you go outside the window and wave to her
david copperfield by Austin Power October 11, 2006

The David Copperfield

When a guy is fucken a girl in the ass and pulls out and spits on her back, making her think he just came, and then when she turns around he shoots his load in her face.
The David Copperfield by CGG February 3, 2004

david copperfield 

Executed in the canine position where one spits on the woman's back leading her to believe the man has had a happy ending. When she turns around for a cuddle she just finds herself standing in the rain instead.
Dude, you should have seen Jenna's face when i pulled the David Copperfield on her. It was great!

David Copperfield 

Probably one of the greatest illusionists in history. Copperfield has grossed over $1 billion throughout his lifetime.

Copperfield was accused of sexual assault in 2007 by a Seattleite. People from Seattle are often rude so this came as no surprise.

Copperfield is an avid Twitterer and will respond to his followers once in a while, resulting in extreme euphoria followed by periods of hate for the successful magician.

Copperfield often engages in heated discussions with other well-know illusionists such as David Blaine and Criss Angel
David Copperfield is very well-known amongst certain online forums.

the david copperfield

David Copperfield 

When your fucking your partner pile driver style and you stick a deck of cards in her ass and make them appear in her mouth
"hey honey *performs the David Copperfield* TADAAA"

"JACK WHAT THE ACTUAL F *muffle*"
David Copperfield by Kuumai March 28, 2022