Clunge on toast Share definition Flag A clunge that is out of action (due to a monthly period) and wearing a sanitary towel or panty liner. Alex: Did you give her some last night? Matt: Nah mate, I don't like clunge on toast. Clunge on toast by clungewriter November 6, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Clunge on toast mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch