Satislap 

That oh-so-satisfying slap you deliver to a friend that has recently developed a relationship he won't shut up about. 99% of the time, it is aimed at the crotch, and results in an equally satisfying grunt from the love-struck guy. Normally only performed if the guy in question has been talking incessantly about his new sexy-time buddy for days. Can also be done with a foot. Or a knee. Or a sledgehammer.

Dave wouldn't shut up about his new sexy friend Emma, so we gave him a Satislap. But he wouldn't shut-up, so we gave him one with our feet. And then he still wouldn't shut up, so we bought a sledgehammer.

Satislap by Thoseguysoverthere September 25, 2011

satisfaptory 

Similar to satiscraptory, this term denotes anything of below average quality for masturbation, put to use because there's nothing better around.

1. I was searching for some pictures the other day in order to host a wrestling match between the Pink Darth Vader and Hand Solo. I coulnd't find any Carrie Fisher pictures, only Jamie Lee Curtis. But I photochopped them into a white dress and headphone hair, and it was satisfaptory.

satisfaptory by HMB August 13, 2004

satisfaption 

1. the relief of fucking
2. the satisfaction from ejaculation

Batman: "I got my groove on with Catwoman last night.."
Robin: "No way, did you get it in?!?"
Batman: "Hell yeah, I got my satisfaption."

satisfaption by I'mBatmanFuckYou December 9, 2012