Jackie ( The sloth ) 

Jackie Leigh is know to be a sloth. Tbh she looks like one but it is what it is. Legend says she photoshops her photos and I think it’s true.

kid : mommy! Mommy! It’s Jackie Leigh the sloth
Mom : yes son your right. You should stay away

It’s true! It’s Jackie ( The sloth )

Jackie ( The sloth ) by Cassandrabicch December 3, 2019

Jackin the Bean stock 

When a guy is playing with his "stock." Most guys jack the bean stock when they can't get any. When a guys' hand is his best friend.

I have a few friends who jack the bean stock all the time cause they have nothing better to do and no one will give them any. Damn horny bastards...

Jackin the Bean stock by Midnitesun November 3, 2003

Jackin' the bean stock 

When you are too lazy/tired to take off your girlfriend’s stockings before having sex – so you bust right through them with your fist.

Woman: Hunny I’m too tired to take my stockings off.

Man: That’s ok baby I’ll just jackin' the bean stock you.

Jackin' the bean stock by Tinka Parker February 24, 2008

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi 

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi by Catamount June 21, 2008