The Bald Guy Share definition Flag A boss who engages in anal sex with female pornstars with overly large breasts (sometimes two at a time). "dude the bald guy fucked the shit out of Shyla Stylez!" The Bald Guy by Jamalt Liquor September 4, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the The Bald Guy mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch