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Morning Bun 

The act of leaving a surprise poopie on the adjacent pillow of your one night stand, so that they may roll over onto it or wake up next to it, and you are gone.
Example 1: After very bad sex last night, Bryan decided to leave his one night stand a morning bun.

Example 2: Chelsea was rudely awaken after her face rolled over onto the the morning bun left on her pillow, by the guy she had met the previous night.
Morning Bun by ACTUALLYY September 1, 2011
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Morning Buns 

Passed out early last night so I got some morning buns today.

MorningFunk

John: Dude monday mornings always give me seriously bad MorningFunk
MorningFunk by MorningFunker October 17, 2011