German Banjoed Share definition Flag When your partner leaves you for her cousin. Specifically if said cousin is from Germany. Dude, my wife asked if I wanted to have a threesome with her cousin. I said no and got German Banjoed! German Banjoed by Bobby Ford August 23, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the German Banjoed mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch