Have the carpenters in Share definition Flag To have an erection in ones trousers.The male equivalent of having the painters in. Dude, I can't stand up, a hot girl just walked past and now I have the carpenters in. Have the carpenters in by c10v3r August 22, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Have the carpenters in mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch