mellofinger 

What happens to your index finger when you play the mellophone for a while.

I've been playing my Yamaha YMP 204M for 19 hours straight. I have some wicked mellofinger.

mellofinger by something funny August 6, 2011

Mellinger 

One who is generally acceptable in any social environment yet decides to sit lonely at home on Friday nights accompanied by cats and loneliness.

"Hey do you want to go out tonight?"

"Nah, I'm going to be a total Mellinger and chill with my cats tonight."

Mellinger by marcus huanito May 25, 2012