Lamentable 

Some gay word French people use to describe a pathetic thing that is regrettable.

Johnny Canuck: "Did you see the riots in Vansterdam?"
Jean-Jacques-Henry-Marie Cousteau de Sacamerde: "Yes it was lamentable."
Johnny Canuck: "Fucking gay thing to say Cousteau."

Lamentable by Le Beaver June 16, 2011

Lamentably 

Unfortunately, regret.

Frank: how was that date last night?

Jonny: well i was banging her and lamentably she said "oh i dont swallow!"

Frank: dang time to dump that dirty ho.

Lamentably by GoodCDNKid June 25, 2005