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Goatmouth 

Rare condition typically found in babbling old men and meth heads. Also occurs with the teethless wonders of our society. Condition can be spotted when an individual constantly slides their jaw around in all directions, for no apparent reason, resembling that of a goat chewing on some grass or a boot, or looking as if they are trying to eat their own face. Severe case can be witnessed in Old School by noting Blue's crazy jaw movements.
Victims of the Goatmouth epidemic should be lynched.
Goatmouth by Rumpulstiltskin January 25, 2008
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goatzuchine 

The best religion that has ever existed! Sign up today to stop the albinos once and for all!!!!!
I worship the allmighty goat in the sky because I am part of Goatzuchine! The beat religion ever.
goatzuchine by Deborahh_is_hip February 11, 2019

Gargouchous 

Amazingly fantastic a word expressing like or gradification towards an object or event.
"Wow! Your Mom's gargouchous!"
Gargouchous by Muffins April 26, 2004