Blargonaut

A creature or being that feeds off the destruction of meaningful thought process. Oftentimes a host of a Blargonaut will be plagued with forgetfulness, blank stares, and an inability to maintain meaningful conversation. The reason behind the frusterated statement: Blarg!

"And as you can see after taking the inverse of the....wait...Blarg!!"
"He must have Blargonauts..."

Blargonaut by dnb February 19, 2003

blogonaut 

noun

One who regularly visits or posts in a blog

"You're a regular blogonaut."

blogonaut by Spirit_Stiff December 15, 2008