zero turn 

The act of using one tongue to please a women's vagina and anus simultaneously.

Jessica is so fine i'd give her a zero turn on the first night.

zero turn by la A-town January 7, 2011

lard on the zero turn

when you try to have a conversation with a hamster driving his zero turn lawn mower and he ignores you and just keeps driving.

"buds over there being lard on the zero turn"

lard on the zero turn by urbanshburban May 31, 2022