douche satchel 

a "satchel" is a really big bag... of "douche". So someone who is a really big douche bag, would be a "douche satchel"

an expletive, used in instances of anger/frustration

That guy almost hit me with is car, DOUCHE SATCHEL!

douche satchel by tl77 November 25, 2010

douche satchel 

A douche mop who continues to be a low level pain in the ass.

kitters53: lol bad call
NoahRC: I liked my odds but I know what you mean
kitters53: because you don't know how to play
NoahRC: you are a complete douche satchel

douche satchel by NoahRC February 29, 2008

Satchel de douche

Upscale version of douche bag

Whoa that Gary is a real satchel de douche

Satchel de douche by TMoneyID February 21, 2011

Satchelle de douche 

More upscale version of douche bag or satchel de douche

Oui, oui that Francois is a real satchelle de douche

Satchelle de douche by TMoneyID February 21, 2011